Slingbaum One

This month, jazz producer Terry Slingbaum released his debut record, Slingbaum One, an excellent three track EP featuring Erykah Badu, D'angelo, FKA Twigs, Oumou Sangare, Nick Hakim, Damon Albarn, Bilal, Syd, Ahmad Jamal, Ron Carter, Cory Henry, Masayuki ''Bigyuki'' Hirano, Jameel Bruner, Marcus Strickland, Chris Dave, Justin Brown, Keyon Harrold, Nicholas Semrad, Aaron Liao, Bendji Allonce, William ''Cito'' Vjvas, Ben Tiptonford, Rob Moose, Zach Brock, Celia Hatton, Malcolm Parson, Perrin Moss, Fernando Diaz, Simon Mavin, Jake Sherman, Paul Kowert, Amani Fela Greene, Austin Williamson, Rashad Ringo ''Tumblin Dice'' Smith, And Tariq Khan.

It's a fantastic little mystery.

Who is this little-known person and how was he able to put out a record with all of these huge names in jazz and R&B? Alarm bells are ringing. Sirens are blaring. Something is up.

The official story is that he's a 32 year old Brooklyn resident who, via years of networking and industry connections, has built up a quiet reputation. Dozens of artists (many hugely famous) in his broad circle agreed to record for him for this simple release. A personal project. Vinyl only, never streaming. Three odd tracks not meant to attract much attention, nor income.

Sure. Could be. I'm doubting it's that simple, though. The alarm bells, remember? So let's have some fun and see if this isn't a playful little conspiracy.

First sign something is afoot is that the album art looks to be by Robert Del Naja. Robert Del Naja is Massive Attack, and some people (including me) believe him to be Banksy (or one of many who are, collectively, "Banksy"). The music itself, also sounds like Massive Attack, with a jazzier flavor than any of their other releases. That Damon Albarn is on the record strengthens this case. Albarn and Del Naja are close friends, and have put out at least one track together. It's also worth mentioning that Banksy did the album art for Blur's 2003 album Think Tank. That's a small, tight circle. And Albarn has said at least once he knows Banksy.

With all this in mind, it's clearly plausible that Del Naja, is involved. Does that mean Terry Slingbaum is not a real person. Nah. There's no reason to believe Slingbaum isn't real, that he doesn't actually live in Brooklyn, ghost-writing and ghost-producing for major artists. But the character of Terry Slingbaum has major echoes of Theirry Guetta, the artist from Banksy's film Exit Through the Gift Shop. Guetta was also real guy, an actual cousin of Space Invader, and really did the things in that doc. What made ETtGS so great was how it played in the gray area between reality and perception. Guetta produced graffiti and art himself, but the extent which Banksy was involved in the production of his art was highly disguised. Much of Guetta's art was really Banksy's (Banksy knocking off his own work).

The conspiracy of Slingbaum One is essentially the same thing, but instead of street art, it's music. Terry Slingbaum is the face of the project just as Theirry Guetta was the face for Banksy's comment on street art, celebrity, and the art world. He might have actually run the studio, facilitating the recording, but I'm suggesting the tracks themselves are written and produced by Del Naja. I listen to these and I hear Massive Attack.

Am I wrong? Maybe! There's no obvious reason why Del Naja would go to all this trouble to obscure himself for this release, if not for the fun of it. If he didn't want it to be a Massive Attack record, he could have put it out under his own name. There are also dozens of artists involved in making this recording, greatly increasing the difficulty in keeping anything sneaky a secret.

At this point. I accept the official story. It, too, is perfectly plausible. A well connected producer could believably want to put out a record like this without any interest in attracting media attention. No conspiracy needed. Not everyone wants to be famous. But I won't be surprised if we learn all this secrecy around this album was in fact concealing an entirely different truth.

In any case, these are three great tracks which sound like Massive Attack playing with the sounds of modern jazz/R&B/soul. If you can find them, I highly recommend it.

Addendum: Another report has connected Jamie Hewlett, co-founder of Gorillaz with Albarn, with ownership of the companies associated with Banksy. While I don't believe Hewlett to be Banksy, I'm not shocked that he's in the mix of Banksy business. Gorillaz, as a fake band, is also very similar to Guetta being something of a Banksy front, or Slingbaum maybe being one also. These are cheeky people who love having fun with this kind of thing.

Introducing the Fantastic Four and X-Men into the MCU

Finally made my first post to Reddit, some super comic nerdery in the MCUTheories sub.

Fantastic Four and X-Men won't be retconned into the MCU. Their time will come for us in five to fifteen years. Keep this in mind: Disney/Marvel want to keep the financial success of the MCU going for as long as possible, so it's in their interest to spread out the big tent pole IPs as long as possible. We just had ~12yrs of Avengers. So we'll get about 10 years of FF and Doom and co. (~2023-2033), and then a good 10 to 15 years of X-Men (2028 and beyond). I can't wait.

Now that they can carefully plan the X-Men/FF introductions, they'll be super clever and assured about it. We'll get all kinds of fun fan baiting and winks and nods. Long before we get any of their movies or shows, we'll meet Professor Xavier, Wolverine, Storm, Reed Richards, Victor von Doom. In the GotG 3 or Thor: LAT end credits, we'll see from a ship window the tiny figure of Silver Surfer zooming through space.

A lot of speculation about the FF seems right. We'll meet Reed Richards as a genius scientist/inventor associate of Fury or Pym long before he becomes Mr. Fantastic. Victor von Doom maybe introduced at the same time. My feeling is that Ant-Man, as a standalone character, has been spread somewhat thin on storylines, which makes AM3 a perfect vehicle for a slight-of-hand first FF film. At least, that's when we'll see the FF experience their accident and gain their powers. It's when we'll see Doom become disfigured and aggrieved at . . . something. By the time Black Panther 2 comes around, Doom will be good and ready to become the great villain we know and love. Wakanda versus Latveria. After that, it really does seem like a good bet Doom will be the first villain to have his own movie (and it'll be a version of the Triumph and Torment story, featuring Doctor Strange and Mephisto).

Galactus seems like a perfect guess for the next Big Bad. Would pull together so well the FF, Doom, Eternals, GoTG, and Captain Marvel. Young Avengers, too. All our heroes and villains on earth needing to work together to save the planet. That's good drama.

I think the X-Men will be the most fun for Marvel to roll out. I'm guessing we'll see the introductions of Xavier, Juggernaut, Wolverine, Storm, and Rogue in the films/shows that have already been announced (2021-2024). Then, around 2026 Marvel will premier an X-Men Disney+ show featuring the original X-men, with Juggernaut as the villain. It'll be a teen drama type series, like Riverdale but with the comedic sensibility of the Spider-Man MCU films. No Magneto, and no saving the world, but instead a relatively low-stakes series of battles with small villains, mainly teens not yet strong in their powers. Charles Xavier vs his brother Cain will be the strongest through-line of each episode. A tv show, instead of a film, gives Marvel a much longer run time to explain mutants and set up their whole world. Plus, as teens, they won't be ready yet to help take on Galactus. We'll be ok with them staying in their Westchester mansion during that whole thing.

But then, around 2032, we get the X-Men movie, in which our teen X-men are now a few years older and stronger, and Xavier has roped in Wolverine, Storm, Rogue, Nightcrawler, etc. into a much bigger team, fighting a much bigger villain. Magneto, probably. And probably another B villain or two we've met in the intervening years between now and then. Because we've already been introduced to the whole mutant lore, the film can get right into it, and expand upon the universe right away. It'll be so much fun.

Since we'll be in a post-Galactus MCU, the FF and other heroes will be dropping off and retiring. The stage will be set for the X-Men to take over the MCU. Most other heroes will have had their time, and the x-men universe can get crazy big and expansive.

My timeline guesses are probably wrong by a few years, but this gives us about another 2 decades of films and shows.

The UX of BFUSv8

This is my site. I'm a designer, the UX is terrible, and I like it that way. For now, at least. Let me explain.

I love having a website of my own. I believe everyone should. Ditch Facebook. Walk away from Instagram. Pick a blogging platform that you can run yourself, even host yourself. How you run that website is completely up to you, which is really the whole point. You get to decide what visitors see first, where the contact info is buried, wether or not you allow comments or any kind of interaction at all.

Two decisions have shaped the current iteration of brianfeeney.us. One, I'm assuming very few people are looking for me. If it can be trusted, my analytics put my visitor count at around 15 people a day. Hi! What are you here for? Probably for little more than seeing that yes, I exist, and that is my correct twitter handle. You want more? Click the "More about me" button. There you'll find my portfolio, résumé, and contact email, and links to the other site pages. 

Does anyone really visit to read my blogs? Either the photos or the writing? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ But the links are there if you want them. Which brings me to decision two, which is that I'm assuming if you are interested in my blog stuff, what you probably really want is the RSS feed for following along in whatever reader you use. This is mostly why the blog isn't on index.php, but the RSS icon is set so large. So click that RSS icon and pick the feed or feeds you want. Also, I don't post much or that often, so daily visits or even occasional visits aren't really worth it. RSS is the way to go.

I'd love to redesign and rebuild this site sooner rather than later. In fact, I've redesigned it a few times since launching this version. Just didn't care for the new designs any more than this one, so why rebuild it? I'm sure I'll get the itch to try out the new CSS bits before long. 

Finding Superchunk

One of the thrills of being an active music listener is discovering an artist that really catches you and creates an obsession. After 20 years or so, though, it gets harder and harder to find one of those. Looking back through my listening history at Last.fm, it appears my last major personal discovery was Scott Walker in 2009. Walker had long been on my list of artists-to-listen-to-someday, as I knew he was a big influence on Blur, Suede, Pulp, and that whole scene, but 2009 was my year for him. I went weeks listening to little else. 

Sometimes a new favorite artist comes exactly as you planned it would. And sometimes they happen out of nowhere.

I have stumbled upon Superchunk, and I can't stop listening. My route to them was exceptionally circuitous. A few months ago, I suddenly remembered there was a pocket of music out there in the world I hadn't fully explored. I didn't know the name of the bands, nor the labels they were on. I had only a vague memory of a bunch of music which an old friend used to put on. In the late 90s, that friend was the first person I met deeply into indie rock. He introduced me to Guided By Voices, Pavement, Built to Spill, the biggies. But that's where I stopped listening. I never continued on to the level of artists under that. 

After some determined digging on the Google, I pieced together which bands those were: Sebadoh, Folk Implosion, Archers Of Loaf, Red House Painters, Sunny Day Real Estate, and Superchunk. I’m now loving all of them. But it’s Superchunk which is straight killing me. Once again, I've found an artist strong enough to push out my interest in listening to anything else. 

Problems with Charter Schools

America’s Charter Schools Have A Commitment Problem

But modern charters are not public schools, and they do not make a public school commitment to stay and do the work over the long haul. They are businesses, and they make a business person’s commitment to stick around as long as it makes business sense to do so. That does not make them evil, but it does make them something other than a public school. And it underlines another truth ― students are not their number-one priority.

I think the perfect metaphor for charter schools are those Magic Eye posters from the 90s. If you stare from a very particular angle, cross your eyes, and focus intently only on what’s right in front of you, you get to see the sailboat.

From a conservative point of view, charter schools are perfect examples of how unregulated markets can improve an industry. Competition is good! The better schools will win and the bad schools will close!

But if you look at charters from any other angle, the problems become crystal clear. What happens to the kids when the schools close? What affect does for-profit financing have on the curriculum, or the design and furnishing of the building? Of the nutritiousness of the kids’ lunches? What does it mean when schools play roles in communities more like Walmarts and less like decades-old public institutions.

When I cross my eyes and look at charter schools from the conservative angle, I get it. They seem great. But it’s now obvious there are a hundred problems which piggyback on the one single solution they offer.

I support higher governmental support for our current public schools. Give our teachers huge pay raises. Double the funding for educational infrastructure. Care about the kids. Forget about “markets”.

Own Your Own Site

Anil Dash on the missing building blocks of the web

[T]hings have gotten much easier. There are plenty of tools for easily building a website now, and many of them are free. And while companies still usually have a website of their own, an individual having a substantial website (not just a one-page placeholder) is pretty unusual these days unless they’re a Social Media Expert or somebody with a book to sell. … There’s no reason it has to be that way, though. There are no technical barriers for why we couldn’t share our photos to our own sites instead of to Instagram, or why we couldn’t post stupid memes to our own web address instead of on Facebook or Reddit.

I think about this problem all the time. I love having my own website and I have no doubt more people wouldn’t prefer to have their own domain, too, instead of a Facebook page.

Home Ownership 2018

Now that I’m finally about to be in the market for homeownership, it’s becoming very clear that way way way too many homes are owned by corporations or the extremely rich. One reason home prices are laughably inflated.

It’s a story that’s very familiar to any millennials scanning the property market and lamenting the high cost of a home: renting just makes a lot more financial sense right now. Statistics certainly bears that out. Burns says that while his research shows that homeownership isn’t dead, he believes the younger generation will achieve a roughly 10% lower homeownership rate than their parents.

Renting the American Dream

Corporate Design

Paul Robert Lloyd on corporate design:

Designers like to talk about how they finally have a seat at the table. It’s an attractive idea, especially since companies have started to build internal design teams rather than outsource to agencies. But sometimes it feels as if designers have been tricked into thinking they have a seat, when in fact they’ve been taken hostage, only to develop Stockholm syndrome.

This is such an interesting problem. One that has struck me before, but in a vague way I hadn’t been able to articulate nearly as clearly. I’m not yet convinced it’s actually happening, but I’m not done thinking about it.

Newsletters Are Not My Thing

I’ve unsubscribed from nearly every email newsletter I’ve ever signed up for. It’s no surprise to me that Jason Kottke sees a large number of unsubscribers after every email sent. Two obvious reasons and one personal one. Obvious: 1) people forget or don’t care they’re subscribed until the email arrives, and 2) the easiest way to unsubscribe is at the bottom of the newsletter email they want to unsubscribe from. If another email never comes, they’ll never remember or care to unsubscribe. The personal: I’m not the kind of person who wants casual reading content in my email inbox. It just doesn’t belong. There are plenty of newsletters I’d love to subscribe to, and would probably greatly enjoy reading, if I could send them somewhere which isn’t my email address. I’m sure I’m not the only one.

Blogging Again, Again

Back to the Blog, from Dan Cohen:

There has been a recent movement to “re-decentralize” the web, returning our activities to sites like this one. I am unsurprisingly sympathetic to this as an idealist, and this post is my commitment to renew that ideal. I plan to write more here from now on. However, I’m also a pragmatist, and I feel the re-decentralizers have underestimated what they are up against, which is partially about technology but mostly about human nature.

I’ve already mentioned the relative ease and short amount of time it takes to express oneself on centralized services. People are chronically stretched, and building and maintaining a site, and writing at greater length than one or two sentences seems like real work. When I started this site, I didn’t have two kids and two dogs and a rather busy administrative job. Overestimating the time regular people have to futz with technology was the downfall of desktop linux, and a key reason many people use Facebook as their main outlet for expression rather a personal site.

Two problems here which do need solving. One, it’s still far too difficult to publish a post on a self-hosted website. And two, there is a lack of innovative tools which could better connect all of these decentralized websites.

The first problem is actually hundreds of problems at once; a different set of problems for every single CMS. The second problem only needs some love and attention. I believe the answer is in newsreaders and new creative ways of using RSS. Self-owned data and content, but new ways to read blogs in centralized locations.